I am writing on behalf of the critters here on Front Porch Indiana Farm. I can personally attest that they have all been
relatively good this year. I would recommend that most of their Christmas wishes be granted. Some, I’m not so sure about.
Of course, as usual, the dogs just want bones.
The sheep, however, would like some nice fuzzy legwarmers. Seems they have been watching What Not to Wear and believe the legwarmers will help balance their figures.
The chickens would like some snow shoes. Preferably something of a flip-flop nature that they can slip on and off at the door. Old One-Eyed Calico Jack also asked for a map to Florida, but I’m not suggesting that as a good idea. Nothing good could come of it.
The goats were very specific in requesting one-way tickets back to Nigeria where it is warm; but if that is out of the question, they would settle for some raincoats.
And finally, the cat would like an I-pad and an online subscription to The Wall Street Journal.