Sammie: Did you hear the news?
Beth: No, what news?
Sammie: I heard that old Blackbeard is shooting blanks.
Beth: *GASP* Oooh really?
(panning the camera to the other side of the barnlot)
Bertha: Yeah, I heard the humans had to throw almost all his eggs out. They're no good.
Bessie: Well now ain't that somthin'!
Bertha: Yep, seems all that fancy dancing and prancing he does is all for show.
Bessie: Oh my!
Little did they know Blackbeard was eavesdropping...