Sunday, November 8, 2009

To Serve and Protect

Hi, my name is Willamina. That means the diligent guardian in German. I'm here to defend all the poor, defenseless sheep. I take my job very seriously. Each morning before the sheep are let out into the pasture I scan it for potential predators and other dangerous objects.

Then, if I spot something, I grab it by the tail and wrestle it like this.

And drag it around like this. Yeah, yeah.

And bite it and wrestle it some more like this.

And, and sometimes I even shake it like this.

And then once I know it's dead I tell the poor, defenseless sheep it's safe to come out.

Dorothy: "Oh yeah right, we're safe now. We won't trip over your chew toy. Puleeease! "

8 comments:

Unknown said...

LOL! How cute!

Patsy said...

Love it!
Patsy

Angela said...

Such a good doggie. But sassy sheep.

LDWatkins said...

Adorable!! How we love our animals!

Jayne said...

Hilarious!

thecrazysheeplady said...

How funny!

Renee said...

Willa is becoming quite the beauty. Maggie is currently protecting me from the occasionally levitating love seat. She is using her hulking mass to keep it on the floor.

Rural Writer said...

GOOD DOG! Ha, ha, they can be sooooo funny. Great pictures.