Excuse me, pardon me for interrupting. I'm terribly sorry. Hi, my name is Sammy. Sammy Chicken.
Yes, that is my last name. Why do you ask?
Um, anyway, I, uh, was just wondering if I could possibly, I mean if you would perhaps be so kind to, uh, entertain the idea to allow me to, uh, well since you seem to be sitting down anyway maybe I could, uh, perch in your lap and warm my toes for awhile because it's, uh, FREAKIN' COLD OUT HERE!