I have two names, but all the other animals only have one. That means I’m special. I know because my human calls me by both my names. For instance, in the morning she says, “Good morning, Bocephus. How are you today?”
Then she says, “Bo stop it, don’t eat my coat.”
And “Bo stop it, don’t rub on my leg.”
And “Bo stop it, don’t jump on your brother.”
And “Bo stop it, don’t eat the camera.”
So, you see, my name is Bocephus Stopit, but you can just call me Bo.