The barn has a new roof. The hay is stacked and ready. The chicken coop is cleaner than the house. It’s time. The final fall prep is to trim hooves and get the girls ready for winter. By that I mean trimming their derriere a little to prevent dung tags, which can look pretty gross.
I asked Laverne, “Wouldn’t you like a nice pedicure and bikini wax? All the young girls are doing it.”
Sophia replied and then Laverne turned back to me and said, “Try it and die.”
Looks like I’m not going in again without that helmet.