What are you doing, Ethel?
"I'm looking for paws under the door. Someone let some stray cats in the house. I hate cats."
Those aren't strays, Ethel. They are your cousins, Geo and Loki.
"No way. They can't be my cousins. They're CATS. I, obviously, am not a cat."
Um, actually, we've been meaning to sit you down and have a conversation. We think you're old enough to know.
Um, Ethel sweetie, while it's true you were raised by dogs and humans, your birth parents are actually - cats.
"Lies! It must be all lies!"
"Although it would explain my superior intelligence and excellent personal hygiene."