She’s Large and in Charge

“Awe Man, somebody ate all the good stuff,” said Frankie.



“I’ll bet it was that new girl, Minnie. She’s a pig. Have you ever seen a woman eat like that? I mean come on.”



(the room grows silent)

“She’s right behind me isn’t she?”



“Oh! Hello, Minnie. I didn’t see you there.”



“Yeah, I got that,” she said, “you’d best run, boy.”