playing Peek-A-Boo with a terrorist. Wacky Wilma Wench has hatched two babies this week. However she really doesn't want anyone to see them.
"Back away from the cage lady or I'll rip that camera outta your hands."
"Nobody messes with my babies."
Luckily for me one of her babies is a curious little thing. Bad for him though. If he gets caught peeking at me she pecks him on the head. Poor little bugger. I'm not even sure what the other one looks like.
On the other side of the coop Minnie and her three little ones are ready to come out of the cage later today. Hopefully Pearl won't abscond with them.
I have a security team standing by to sound the alarm just in case.