You might not have picked up on this, but I kinda like animals. I know, I know, I tend to keep it to myself but it is true.
I generally like all animals. I don’t discriminate. Except this one.
I am convinced he is the root of all evil.
My brother’s cat has some serious issues. He bulldozes everything off every surface.
EVERYTHING. And he never stops moving. It’s worse than having a toddler around.
Does Ritalin work on a cat? I’m seriously thinking about calling my vet. Surely there is some sort of kitty chill pill?