Monday, November 21, 2011

Resident Evil

You  might not have picked up on this, but I kinda like animals. I know, I know, I tend to keep it to myself but it is true.

I generally like all animals. I don’t discriminate. Except this one.

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I am convinced he is the root of all evil.

My brother’s cat has some serious issues. He bulldozes everything off every surface.

EVERYTHING. And he never stops moving. It’s worse than having a toddler around.

Does Ritalin work on a cat? I’m seriously thinking about calling my vet. Surely there is some sort of kitty chill pill?

12 comments:

Kellie said...

tie a noisy ball to his tail, with something that will take a while to chew through....?

Jessica @Blessings in the Country said...

You poor thing! Is Auntie Christine calling you an evil kitty? Surely such a cute fellow could not be as evil as she claims! Oh wait, I have a cute evil kitty too...

Our cat knocks things off our half wall and onto the basement stairs. She sits on the wall sticks out her paw and off the wall our things go. She's got all kinds of issues... That wall is just one.

I've heard cats don't like walking on aluminum foil. Not sure if you're supposed to crumple it up and then flatten it out or not. Or even if it works.

I'm gonna tell Mom! said...

IF there is Prozac for Patsy there HAS to be something a cat can take.
kim

Milah said...

He reminds me of the Penguin from Batman.

Christine said...

Funny, he reminds me of Achmed the Dead Terrorist.

Karen Anne said...

What a handsome kitty!

I had a cat who would knock things off the bureau, but only if I hadn't gotten up at the time he desired to feed him. He'd push one off and then look to see if it had been effective. If not, another one went over the edge :-)

Danni said...

Jessica's comment above made me laugh because I thought the same thing! :-)
What do you think is going through his head when he's charging around like a maniac? So funny.
And such a handsome fellow - what's his name?

Christine said...

His name is Caterpie.

Kathy said...

Amytriptiline, 10mg
When I introduced a third cat to my two older littermates, we had to put new boy-cat and older male on it to keep them from spraying all over the house and trying to snatch each other bald. (both neutered, it didn't matter)
You might try catnip first, though. It tends to make mine groggy and sleepy.
Caterpie is a pretty boy- hard to believe he's a little monster. Mine all look like little saints, too....

Karen Anne said...

Amytriptiline can cause heart block.

thecrazysheeplady said...

Yeah, um, we're not so sure there wasn't a reason Betsy was at the shelter ;-). She was definitely an indoor cat and she. never. stops. We love her though :-).

Me and My Stitches said...

Awwww...I think he looks sweet and innocent!