Friday, June 11, 2010

Old One-Eyed Calico Jack

“Argh, I be whippin’ ol’  lily-livered Blackbeard wit two wings behind me back. ”


“The scoundrel ran off wit one of me wenches.”


“Where he be, matey?”


“I be gettin’ tired of spinnin’ round wit me good eye lookin’ for the scurvy dog.”


Jasmine has since been captured and returned to Jack but her lover continues to whisper sweet nothings from the other side of the fence. Sadly, Jack is only blind not deaf.



Mom L said...

What a delightfully funny tail, er, tale - sorry Jack!

Nancy in Iowa

thecrazysheeplady said...

You are a nut.

Kim said...

Can't wait for the next installment!

Jayne said...

I laughed and laughed while reading this!! I could hear Jack's pirate voice in my head. LOL!

John Gray said...

thats a cracking first photo absolutely wonderful

Anonymous said...

Great photos and story- thanks!

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corinne said...

Arggh, that Blackbeard is a wench-stealin' scallywag, Jack ought to make him walk the chicken plank!!