My Mother Told Me to Pick This Very One

I hemmed. I hawed. I sat around poking myself in the head like Winnie the Pooh, saying "Think, think, think." But I just couldn't make up my mind. So many of the contest entries were fantastic. I mean Chicken Patty and Fertile Myrtle, Hello, how stinkin' funny is that?

Unable to make a commitment all by myself, I decided to form a committee. So on Christmas Day the committee congregated and after much heated debate and deliberation finally concluded that the names of the new girls will be...





Minnie and Pearl

Congratulations Marlene! Contact me with your e-mail address to collect your winnings. But like, uh, don't go getting too excited or anything. Cause, uh, like, uh, you won't be retiring on this prize.