Since My Last Post I…

1. Was in a car accident that was not my fault.
2. Spent an afternoon on a floatie in a lake.
3. Got a major sunburn.
4. Invested in SPF 100.
5. Grilled out under an awning in a thunderstorm.
6. Decided a tent is not effective if you have to set it up in a puddle, drove home instead.
7. Bought a camper.
8. Decided wearing muck boots on sunburned legs is a lot like torture.
9. Nearly fainted when I got the estimate to repair the truck.
10. Spent three or four days just trying to reply to a single question for my online class.
11. Went from reading poetry to a technical communications manual in the span of only a few minutes.
12. Failed a quiz  because the computer system screwed up.
13. Weeded the garden with a hoe while envisioning the ground was the computer screen.
14. Removed 18 lbs of dog hair from the Willabeest and considered spinning it into a sweater.
15. Cleaned out Jack’s side of the coop.
16. Signed my baby up for drivers ed.
17. Waited to hear back from the insurance adjuster, didn’t.
18. Popped the cork on a bottle of wine.
19. Sat my arse in a rocking chair on the porch to watch the sheep graze.
20. Started writing a book.

So what have you all been doing?