The Adventures of Tom and Huck

Tom, a good boy, always does what he is told.

Huck, on the other hand, is always in trouble. “No more running and bouncing out the barn doors and down the road,” scolded Miss Watson.

“I’m so sorry, I promise to never do it again,” said Tom.

“Oh quit being such a dag gone sissy,” said Huck. “What’s the worst she can do to us? Come on, lets go out again.”

Minutes later…

“How long do I have to hold my nose here?” asked Tom.

“Oh, quit your whining, at least YOU don’t have to whitewash the fence.”