None of This Ever Happened

We are all business in the barn at work. Our jobs are to educate the guests about serious issues like where our food comes from. Very serious stuff. 

The super responsible livestock manager would have 

no part in any shenanigans going on in the barn. Not even

if it were Halloween and the last day of the season.

And, of course, none of us would dare do anything silly 

like dress a baby goat up with a bucking bull rider the minute he left the building.

Nor would we dress them in a pig costume. 

Our guests wouldn't enjoy a calf/moose one bit.

The volunteers would think the idea stinks. 

Not even a John Deere hat would be appropriate in this barn. 

Good thing none of this ever happened.